Thursday, February 6, 2014

Freaks of Love: Beastmaster Edition



Hiya Blogland!!! Wow have we had a craptastic week of weather here in Western Maryland!!!1 Snow on Monday and an ice storm on Wednesday and more coming over the weekend!!! COME ON SPRING!!!

It's that time of year when our thought turn to LOVE!!! I'll be sharing some of the whackiest vintage Valentine's cards out there. Evidently folks looked out symbols of love in a wholly different way than we do today. Today we will be featuring cards with critters on them, and I'm not talking cute bunnies, kitties, or puppies that you might think.

No--I'm talking about those ambassadors of amour--FISH.

This lovely creature is HUNGRY for a Valentine........
Herrings just ooze romance don't they??

Tuna just makes the heart go pitt-pat!!



We have here some kitty cats--but these aren't the cute fluffy type!
The Cannibal Cat
 

Those EYES freak me out!!

Mangy Alley Cat love!!!

And yet another wild cat wanting to feast on you!!

This cat looks like he's about to have the explosive diarrhea of love!
Here's some random animals:

The demon lamb of love!
What is this with biting or eating someone??
Beavers and love...snerk

Love piggy--at least it's not in sausage form....
Postal Squirrels
Love Ox
This fox looks shady!
Aside from it's a SKUNK there is SO much wrong with this!
I could make a joke but I'll let y'all make your own!!
I kinda like this one--so appropriate for the jerks in your life!!
I hope you enjoy these!! I have no outfits to share as I've been trapped in the house with the weather and such. I'll be back Sunday with some more of these heart-warming tokens of love.

Have a fantastic weekend!!

TTFN
Tamera

15 comments:

The Queens Table said...

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The innuendo! The ox and monkey. Never seen this lot of craziness! Ha ha! Last one is one we all wish we had sent at some time!

Thanks for the giggles!

thorne garnet said...

nothing creepy here, people, just keep walking.

I want to do my hair like the first photo, minus the arrow.

Patti said...

whoa, bad dreams ahead! Your collection is amazing, although you're right, there are some crazy eyes here. xox

Seeker said...

LOL..... some fun, cool or cute.... what an amazing collection.
I just nominated you for the Shine On Award. See http://searchingtheinnerme.blogspot.com/2014/02/shine-on-award.html for rules

xoxo

Beryl said...

Too funny! Love the heart shaped hair!

Val S said...

Wacky and tacky - just what I want in a Valentine's card!

Suzanne Carillo Style Files said...

OMG!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! thanks for this Tamera! Loved it!

Everything was NOT PC back then was it?

Have a great weekend…and try to stay warm.

bisous
Suzanne

Vix said...

Fantastic, if the shops still sold cards like that I'd be first in the queue! xxx

pastcaring said...

Hilarious! Love the Louis Wain cat. xxx

Melanie said...

Bwa-haha!! These are priceless, Tamera. Thanks so much for putting them all together and sharing. What's with the ox and the cowgirl?! And there's a fox in there too... Wow.

Lynn Marsh said...

Oh where did you find the lady with her hair as a heart? I would love to send that to my daughther. She would so give it a try! Please tell me.......

Lynn Marsh said...

Oh where did you find the lady with her hair as a heart? I would love to send that to my daughther. She would so give it a try! Please tell me.......

Lynn Marsh said...

Oh where did you find the lady with her hair as a heart? I would love to send that to my daughther. She would so give it a try! Please tell me.......

seƱora Allnut said...

mwhahah, those amazing cards!!, love your collection and thanks for sharing all that fun!!
besos

Michaele said...

Oh, racy valentine cards- I LOVE THEM! Not appropriate for my kindergarten students, but hey, that's why I give them heart pencils and candy!

LOVE your blog- found it after this year's Heart to Heart Swap box arrived on my front porch. I'll be blogging about the treasures later this week. Drop by for a visit.

:)

Michaele